I shaved my pandemic mustache yesterday. I didn’t want to lose my edge, so I had my partner cut my hair short and dye it peroxide blonde. Like Jared Leto in Fight Club.

A cut and a shave does wonders for a man’s disposition. Throw in a dye job and you feel like a new person, no longer invisible.

Fatherhood can make a man soft. It must be all the baby talk and the stuffed animals newly scattered around the apartment.

I miss my nose ring but felt I had to take it out because I didn’t want the baby ripping it out of my schnoz. Then again a facial scar might look really tough.